Odd Problem with Corporate Resold XPS 13 9350 — Unable to install any Dell drivers

I can install Windows 10 Pro, Windows 11 Pro, and Arch Linux (Arch April 1, 2023 Install Medium).

Here's the problem: Only on Windows 10 or Windows 11, none of the Drivers from Dell will install and a bunch of the devices remain unusable by Windows.

I've installed Arch Linux as noted above and ALL OF THE DEVICES that won't be recognised and Windows won't allow the drivers to be install FUNCTION PERFECTLY. I'm attaching a video showing that with no external network adapter, Google Chrome in Arch Linux is totally able access and configure the wifi adapter.

When I run the various Dell Windows 10 installers such as chipset, networking or video, I always get the error, "Installation of these drivers is prohibited by your Administrator."

I have WIPED the SSD, there can't be group policies installed on a wiped clean install of windows.

Here are some photos and info files, maybe someone can explain to me how this laptop, acquired from a corporate sale, can possibly be unable to access it's own original hardware with Windows, when Linux is not only using all the hardware, but it's using the hardware with hardware specific drivers, not just generic drivers.

This is what the Device Manager looks like after attempting to install all of the chipset and device drivers for this model from the Dell website. Many of the installers refuse to run due to "a restriction by an administrator". I am the administrator, I've even tried installing them by enabling the Administrator account on a fresh install of Windows 10 Pro and Windows 11 Pro, but I still get that error.

https://xentaur.au/pastie/dellXPS13-9350/Network-Functions.mp4 

Full Windows 11 Summary of hardware from MSINFO.EXE

Link to NFO file if it helps anyone.

I'd really appreciate any help here. It's something I've never encountered before.